Google
Boogle! by N.K.Narasimhan
"Mom,
Look who is here."
Raja came rushing home screaming
out in joy.
Raja's mother, a 60 and odd old
housewife who has witnessed all the highs and the lows of a middle class family
for ages including the times she had lost her husband in an accident that
happened one early morning in Adyar,
Chennai when Raja was a toddler.
She came rushing out, more due to
unexpected things that keep conditioning one's mind to respond at the earliest
on any situation. Oh yes, she has seen all that very often for all the silly
reasons.
She saw and casually asked, "
Oh, Radha. I knew she had gone out. In fact I was expecting her to come home
and help me in the kitchen."
" No, Mom.... She is not Radha..
But she is."
Now the mother stared at her son.
What's got into him?
" Raja, i don't have time for
your riddles.
Radha come, we have work to
do."
" Mom... She is not your Radha.
But she is Radha."
" Raja, Enough. If you don't
want your wife to help me, it's ok with me but stop talking something which
only you can relate to and not me.
But.... wait a minute.. why can't Radha
speak for herself. Why are you both playing a game?"
Raja was giggling inside while his
consort was
silently watching everything.
" What's going on here?"
A voice was heard from upstairs. And
all the three looked up.
" What happened...."
Radha was coming down the stairs and
stopped halfway spotting someone like her.
Mother looked up and looked at the
other Radha .
" Now, who the hell is
she?" That was the Mother.
" Tell me, what all you did
with her?'
That was Radha the wife walking down
the stairs.
"Oh.. my God. This is going to
take some explanation."
And you know who it was.
"Listen, both of you. Let me
explain everything."
" What the hell? Who wants to
listen to your rubbish."
"Please... allow me to explain
in detail.."
"Why should I bother? I will
ask her only."
Saying this Radha went straight to Radha
.
" Hey, duplicate, who are
you?"
" Shut up. I am the original."
" Nonsense. Where did he find
you?"
" On the net."
" Oh.. oh.. now I know. Look
Mom, he has found her on a dating app."
"Dating App? Some sort of a
calendar?" Poor Mom was curious.
" No. Mom. I will explain...
please.."
" How dare you bring someone
like her? Never knew you will let me down so badly. I am packing my bags."
" Radha.. wait..please.. Let
him tell his story."
" At last, you are giving me a
breather. Thank you.
For information, I was surfing the
net recently...."
" And you bumped into
her?"
"No..no..no. I found that
Google was researching on text to images and explored further. I found one can
create humans of your choice by entering all the data you have of that person
in mind."
" What bull!"
" Please wait.. Let him
finish."
" So, what I did, I entered all
the details about Radha."
"Why me, when you already have
me?"
"Keep quiet. Be happy he didn't
choose an actress."
" What the hell Mom? How can
you support him?"
" Hey, Listen. Mom is not
supporting me. Actually I wanted to challenge the software to see if it can
create another Radha., a monster.."
"WHAT?"
" I meant , a monstrous task to
create another you, so smart, so
beautiful, my love!"
" Shut up. She might look like
me. What the hell she knows about my likes, dislikes, my parents, my native
place, my college..or my dear brother."
" Of course. Check me
out." The other Radha raised to the
occasion.
" Ok. Where did you
study?"
"School or college?"
" Both dumbo!"
" I did my schooling at Church
Park. College at Ethiraj."
" This guy must have fed you
with all the info. Ok, next. What was your score at Plus two.?"
" Third Rank"
"What's your native
place?"
" Kanchipuram"
"Brother's name."
"Ranganathan. And he is heading
an IT Major at California. Two sons, Working wife, and a white Dog named Idli!
You want to know the name of my first crush?"
"Oh.Shut UP!"
Radha was sweating by now. She did
not expect such accurate answers.
Meanwhile Mom looked at her son,
" Why didn't you create your Dad through that Google or Boogle,
instead of Radha.?"
" Oh, Mom.."
She looked at Raja and glanced at
his mom, who was bewildered.
" I am leaving...."
" Hey, wait. it was just an
experiment. I can send her back." pleaded Raja.
" How?"
" Give me a sec. I will undo
all that I have created since I have not
saved it."
" But without saving, how did
you download an exact me?"
" There was an option to pay or
download with watermark."
" Eeeek! Did you already check
the watermark on her? Did you?"
" Oh, Shut up. I will undo in a
second."
After 5 minutes...
" Oh..no..I can't. It has
already been saved by default " screamed Raja.
" I can't.. I am done.. oh
,,no..Mom.."
Suddenly Raja found he was rudely
awaken by Radha.
" What's wrong? You were screaming something in your dream."
" Oh.. it was a Nightmare?.
Thank God. It was so real."
" It's 3 am. Now go to sleep. You have an
AI presentation tomorrow."
" Sure. But the first half was
damn exciting!"
Ah, Men will be men!