How low can one get ?
N.K.Narasimhan
N.K.Narasimhan
Google
Boogle! by N.K.Narasimhan
"Mom,
Look who is here."
Raja came rushing home screaming
out in joy.
Raja's mother, a 60 and odd old housewife who has witnessed all the highs and the lows of a middle class family for ages including the times she had lost her husband in an accident that happened one early morning in Adyar, Chennai when Raja was a toddler.
She came rushing out, more due to unexpected things that keep conditioning one's mind to respond at the earliest on any situation. Oh yes, she has seen all that very often for all the silly reasons.
She saw and casually asked, "
Oh, Radha. I knew she had gone out. In fact I was expecting her to come home
and help me in the kitchen."
" No, Mom.... She is not Radha..
But she is."
Now the mother stared at her son.
What's got into him?
" Raja, i don't have time for
your riddles.
Radha come, we have work to
do."
" Mom... She is not your Radha.
But she is Radha."
" Raja, Enough. If you don't
want your wife to help me, it's ok with me but stop talking something which
only you can relate to and not me.
But.... wait a minute.. why can't Radha
speak for herself. Why are you both playing a game?"
Raja was giggling inside while his consort was
silently watching everything.
" What's going on here?"
A voice was heard from upstairs. And
all the three looked up.
" What happened...."
Radha was coming down the stairs and
stopped halfway spotting someone like her.
Mother looked up and looked at the
other Radha .
" Now, who the hell is
she?" That was the Mother.
" Tell me, what all you did
with her?'
That was Radha the wife walking down
the stairs.
"Oh.. my God. This is going to
take some explanation."
And you know who it was.
"Listen, both of you. Let me
explain everything."
" What the hell? Who wants to
listen to your rubbish."
"Please... allow me to explain
in detail.."
"Why should I bother? I will
ask her only."
Saying this Radha went straight to Radha
.
" Hey, duplicate, who are
you?"
" Shut up. I am the original."
" Nonsense. Where did he find
you?"
" On the net."
" Oh.. oh.. now I know. Look
Mom, he has found her on a dating app."
"Dating App? Some sort of a
calendar?" Poor Mom was curious.
" No. Mom. I will explain...
please.."
" How dare you bring someone
like her? Never knew you will let me down so badly. I am packing my bags."
" Radha.. wait..please.. Let
him tell his story."
" At last, you are giving me a
breather. Thank you.
For information, I was surfing the
net recently...."
" And you bumped into
her?"
"No..no..no. I found that
Google was researching on text to images and explored further. I found one can
create humans of your choice by entering all the data you have of that person
in mind."
" What bull!"
" Please wait.. Let him
finish."
" So, what I did, I entered all
the details about Radha."
"Why me, when you already have
me?"
"Keep quiet. Be happy he didn't
choose an actress."
" What the hell Mom? How can
you support him?"
" Hey, Listen. Mom is not
supporting me. Actually I wanted to challenge the software to see if it can
create another Radha., a monster.."
"WHAT?"
" I meant , a monstrous task to
create another you, so smart, so
beautiful, my love!"
" Shut up. She might look like
me. What the hell she knows about my likes, dislikes, my parents, my native
place, my college..or my dear brother."
" Of course. Check me
out." The other Radha raised to the
occasion.
" Ok. Where did you
study?"
"School or college?"
" Both dumbo!"
" I did my schooling at Church
Park. College at Ethiraj."
" This guy must have fed you
with all the info. Ok, next. What was your score at Plus two.?"
" Third Rank"
"What's your native
place?"
" Kanchipuram"
"Brother's name."
"Ranganathan. And he is heading
an IT Major at California. Two sons, Working wife, and a white Dog named Idli!
You want to know the name of my first crush?"
"Oh.Shut UP!"
Radha was sweating by now. She did
not expect such accurate answers.
Meanwhile Mom looked at her son,
" Why didn't you create your Dad through that Google or Boogle,
instead of Radha.?"
" Oh, Mom.."
She looked at Raja and glanced at
his mom, who was bewildered.
" I am leaving...."
" Hey, wait. it was just an
experiment. I can send her back." pleaded Raja.
" How?"
" Give me a sec. I will undo
all that I have created since I have not
saved it."
" But without saving, how did
you download an exact me?"
" There was an option to pay or
download with watermark."
" Eeeek! Did you already check
the watermark on her? Did you?"
" Oh, Shut up. I will undo in a
second."
After 5 minutes...
" Oh..no..I can't. It has
already been saved by default " screamed Raja.
" I can't.. I am done.. oh
,,no..Mom.."
Suddenly Raja found he was rudely
awaken by Radha.
" What's wrong? You were screaming something in your dream."
" Oh.. it was a Nightmare?.
Thank God. It was so real."
" It's 3 am. Now go to sleep. You have an
AI presentation tomorrow."
" Sure. But the first half was
damn exciting!"
Ah, Men will be men!
"Anushkaaaa.... I scored a century."
Bengali Babu By N.K.Narasimhan
During one of those great years in advertising, when I used to Lord over the Creative jungle I had many interesting experiences. As the Head of a creative team, I and my team often ended up in heated arguments in trying to defend our way of thinking with the account management while creating an ad campaign. The funniest part was the Creative guys and the Executive team never got along well except during the beer breaks.
There was one guy, a smart Bengali Accounts Executive who had the great talent to get both the gang going in spite of various short comings. In one instance he defended our creative cause vehemently with the other executives before the presentation to the client. And off they went for the client's meeting. We stayed back due to other work smiling within knowing we have won the first round with the executives.
Couple of hours later, the victorious team returned, much to our delight waiting impatiently to know the fate of the great creative that has created such a fuss among us a few hours ago. And the Bengali babu came straight towards me with an impish smile knowing very well that all the grateful eyes were following him to my cabin.
" We did it!"
"We sold the very creative which you guys were pushing like hell."
" Great." I said.
" But there are some small changes"
" Like?"
" The Headline needs some changes"
" You mean, the size or the font?"
" Mmmm... the headline!"
" What?... What the..."
" Listen, Narsi! It was a hard sell.. The client was in no mood to look at that route.."
" Oh... Are you trying to tell me that you guys did a splendid job in convincing a client to change the headline alone?"
" Mmm.... Yes and No!"
" What's that goddamn YES for?"
" We got the client to approve the position of the logo!"
" Cut it straight. The client approved ONLY the position of the logo and all we have to do now is fill in the blanks..?"
" Yup!"
I got up, moved towards my cabin door. Opened it. The Bengali Babu got up, sweating slightly and was about to take a step towards the door.
" Wait. It's not over till it's over." I was furious, felt let down by the very guy who fought like mad with the other team mates just a few hours ago. " Was it a ploy to enact a mini drama to side track the creative team to believe in a few more miracles in life other than Jesus Christ.?
I looked at him. He was unable to look straight at me.
" Ok, You can go. But tell me what was the f....king fuss you made before you went sucking up to your client? Why the hell did you create such a scene?"
" Sorry, Narsi. I also believed that we have done the best creative. So I took it upon myself to convince the others in the team."
"...Except the client."
"Mmm. But I am not stopping with this. This client doesn't deserve such a great ad. In fact I am happy he didn't approve it. We need better clients who would rejoice and celebrate great ideas.It's not over. We will pitch it with the other guys. You watch it. This ad will see the light of the day... and very soon!"
Oh, this Bengali Babu sure knows how to buy time. And not just time. He bought my smile too.
That stupid smirk on my face which reveals the gullible creative quench.
And late in the evening I and another friend entered a nearby eatery.
" Oh... It was easy... I knew all along that route was a big NO!. It was no doubt highly creative. And was beyond the brief.as well. But then, we can't tell Narsi we understand clients better. So I played along and knew how to get it accepted by him without me even presenting the creative."
And that was none other than the Bengali Babu. He casually turned his head as he finished his statement with great pride.
And he turned blue to see me right behind him.
Next day, everyone was asking him about his black eye.
Was it a creative punch?
OUTDOOR ADVERTISING!
A breath of Fresh Air?
Compared to other forms of advertising, billboards are a more affordable way of getting your message across to the public. If newspaper advertising lasts only for a day and a television advertisement last for only about forty seconds, billboard adverting last 24/7
Billboards can connect easily with potential markets because more people are mobile nowadays - referring to the increasing number of commuters and more time spent outside of the house. Advances in technology have also made billboards more cost effective. Advances in digital printing have also allowed billboards to be printed cheaply and quickly on canvas. Lately, billboards have been getting pocket-friendly as well. But before you get your creative juices flowing and before you plunge into the exciting world of billboard advertising there things you need to understand.
First, don’t expect the billboard to contain a lot of information. This is not just possible. The number one rule in billboard advertising is simplicity. This rule simply means that you need to use only a few words to get your message across. But this doesn’t mean that you can no longer make complex, intelligent and intriguing statements. You still can but in the simplest way you can. Say three balls are thrown to you at the same time.
Chances are you will not catch all these balls let alone catch one. Throwing three balls at the same time is like throwing several ideas and message to your audience at the same time. If you throw one idea at a time chances are most of your readers will grasp it and walk away with the message. But if you throw two ideas at the same time only few will be able to get your message. So pay attention to the golden rule and keep your billboard simple.
The price for disregarding the rule is wastage of thousands of dollars but the reward can lead to huge fame and fortune. In billboard advertising it is also important to know your market. It pays to be aware of what your customers need and where most of your customers are to be able to strategically and effectively place your billboard. If billboards are put up in the wrong place and at the wrong crowd you might as well forget your chance of getting a lot of customers.
Money is indeed being made in billboard advertising, lots of it in fact, although trying to keep track of just how much the outdoor-advertising industry is collecting in can be tricky, since there is no system for measuring the budgets and revenues of those connected with it. But the opportunity is there. Businesses just have to make an effort and take advantage of it.